Stalled... again!

Okay so this must be a sign... I dust off my keyboard for round 2 at this blogger thing and the story picks up right where I left it! Lucky or what?!?

Primary school students everywhere will be delighted to know that the tooth fairy can help save you from punishment... Or at least postpone the inevitable. Rapper Lil Wayne (pictured) was to be sentenced to today but a date with the dentist convinced the judge to push it back nearly a month.

Don't get me wrong, I'm not a hater. His songs are some of the most infectious out there, but really? Suck it up and take it like a man, you have known for months that you are going away. You have know for months that it would be a year. Do we really need to drag this out? I guess his actions have answered for him... Stay tuned March 2nd when we find out that sentencing will now be postponed an additional 6 weeks due to a previously scheduled pap test... hey; there has to be some situation in which they are looked forward to!

Michael Jackson - Don't Stop 'Til You Get Enough

The great MJ passed away this afternoon. I am not even sure I believe this yet. I almost hope that this is some elaborate hoax.

Jackson was an icon for generations. A talent as massive has his may never again exist. I have been glued to the updates and my heart goes out to his family.

Wedgie Justice -- Man Ripped for Shooting Fox

Wedgie Justice -- Man Ripped for Shooting Fox

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I have had many 'a embarrassing moments in my life but this one takes the cake. As if the flash and one picture wasn't enough for this guy to appear the goof, he gets a wedgie. A grown man getting a wedgie in public. How do you play this one off?

Technically, still wrong!

Lil Wayne is hoping his lowers can get him off on a technicality after his January 2008 bust. Apparently the drug sniffing dogs used to find the coke he had stashed away were not qualified to find said coke.

They found it. You were caught. Get over it or better yet, don't do it.

Jon and Kate Divorce Docs -- Not for Your Eyes

Jon and Kate Divorce Docs -- Not for Your Eyes

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And it starts... As sad as it is that these children are going to have to grow up in such a broken home, was anyone really surprised? For those watching since the early seasons it seemed inevitable. Many condolences to each of the children. I gotta say tho, I am pro Jon, you can only steam roll someone so many times.